Saturday, January 9, 2010

My Kingdom for a Cough Drop

Okay, so yesterday I had a slightly scratchy throat. By this morning it had progressed into a fully nasty throat with a REALLY fun cough. I currently sound like somebody's great-aunt Hettie who smokes six packs a day... or Harvey Fierstein. Take your pick. I am supposed to sing at church in the morning, but we shall see. I don't think anyone really needs another baritone. I am hoping that tonight will lead to improvement. I love Nyquil.

As I sat on the couch today looking through some old email, I took a moment to enjoy some "People of WalMart". If you haven't found this site yet, just google "the people of walmart" and see what you get. The most unfortunate part of the whole experience came when I contemplated what I was currently wearing. T-shirt, lounge pants, and slippers... all with a matching college theme, covered by a college snuggie, and a handkerchief to "aunt jemima" cover my hair. I could BE a person of walmart!!! Oh. My. Goodness. I guess the only thing holding me back is the fact that I would never (ever) be caught in public in this get-up. It did make me slightly less judgemental, though. Slightly. I mean, maybe the lady in the pink spandex bodysuit with seemingly no underwear on was also feeling a little under the weather and didn't have a -ron to go get her a bottle of Nyquil. I am going to try to be a kinder, gentler Mo, and go with that explanation.

Until next time - hope you all have good health!
Croaky

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